I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he fucked my hip out of place.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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