All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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