I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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