I just saw a hot homeless man
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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