just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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