Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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