i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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