Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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