When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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