every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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