He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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