Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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