So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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