Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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