Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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