garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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