rhymes with "ouble enetration"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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