Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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