He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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