She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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