I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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