Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
