guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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