is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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