What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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