I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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