The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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