i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This house was built for laser tag.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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