Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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