Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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