therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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