There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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