if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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