If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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