when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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