so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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