none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
