Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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