ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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