Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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