i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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