And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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