YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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