we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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