Kiss
Puke
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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