Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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