..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize
