Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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