There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
