So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
