at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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