My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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