now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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