She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Bring me that man meat
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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