How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
why is half of my head shaved?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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