Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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