i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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