Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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